This is basically my personal waste of space. I'm a college student heading towards a double major in Writing and Rhetoric living in Tampa, Florida. In my spare time, I am an activist and philanthropist, as well as an obsessive gamer. I have this because Livejournal is REALLY stupid, plus this seems cooler. If you want to contact me, send me an email at joshua (dot) woulf (at) gmail (dot) com.
jacobbijani:
“Uploaded on November 15, 2008”
A bit late to the party, eh?

jacobbijani:

“Uploaded on November 15, 2008”

A bit late to the party, eh?


Even with all this tragedy in California, this man manages to perservere under the most dire of circumstances. God Speed, whoever you are. God Speed.
Even with all this tragedy in California, this man manages to perservere under the most dire of circumstances. God Speed, whoever you are. God Speed.

I may be a cynical, callous, emotionally empty son of a bitch, but that doesn’t mean i don’t have a heart.
— Me, in an argument with someone over me being a troll while their roommate was lying silent, face down on their bed, upon learning which I told them to go comfort that roommate.
The Goyim’s Gatekeeper (not enough room for the apostrophe and the s), a Jewish superhero whose sole purpose is to protect the Gentiles from the evils of the world. His only Weaknesses are Pork, mixing meat and dairy, and the Shabbos. Click the picture to make your own! (via hoarr)
The Goyim’s Gatekeeper (not enough room for the apostrophe and the s), a Jewish superhero whose sole purpose is to protect the Gentiles from the evils of the world. His only Weaknesses are Pork, mixing meat and dairy, and the Shabbos. Click the picture to make your own! (via hoarr)

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness.
— Emo Philips (via poirpom) (via seanmobrien)
danhacker:
I’m not a big Mickey Rourke fan, but with this being a Darren Aronofsky film it’s a must see.
Ha. I didn’t notice this the last time I reblogged this poster, but I just noticed the parody of RAW with the big RAM in the background using the old MNR block lettering.

danhacker:

I’m not a big Mickey Rourke fan, but with this being a Darren Aronofsky film it’s a must see.

Ha. I didn’t notice this the last time I reblogged this poster, but I just noticed the parody of RAW with the big RAM in the background using the old MNR block lettering.


Getting back into Parkour after 3 months off sucks.

Especially when, intermixed with that, you walk 10-15 KM throughout the course of the day, the final 2-3 KM being done while carrying somewhere between 5 and 10 pounds of groceries at the culimnation of the day.

Conversations Taken out of Context, revisited!

  • Joshua Woulf: i'm totally not gonna be able to get out of bed tomorrow :[
  • Starline: stretch and take a warm bath
  • Joshua Woulf: my bathtub sucks
  • Joshua Woulf: and i don't think my estrogen levels are high enough to take a warm bath
  • Starline: lol
  • Joshua Woulf: i'm just gonna be all macho and like punch an ice block and rest the fragments on my bulging biceps as steam rises from the pure heat of my sexiness
  • Joshua Woulf: to melt the ice
  • Joshua Woulf: ssssssssssssssssssssssssss
1000lolz:

soupsoup:

(via ameliamagritte)
New York wins for best Prop 8 protest posters.


I dunno, Tampa had some good ones too, like “Jesus Had Two Daddies” (my personal favorite).

1000lolz:

soupsoup:

(via ameliamagritte)

New York wins for best Prop 8 protest posters.

I dunno, Tampa had some good ones too, like “Jesus Had Two Daddies” (my personal favorite).


Here’s some more.